The Cat In The Hat

The Cat in the hat
Who shat in our flat

Seems everything was going well
That was until we rang the bell
And said this smell isn't good for the soul
Then said why can't he just use the bowl?

The first time we changed the litter
The cat missed and things got a little bitter.
The second time we tried results were better
The cat shat right in the bowl to the letter

Then I woke up this morning to the find

THE FUCKING CAT SHAT IN THE BOX AND BEHIND THE TOILET AND IN THE KITTY LITTER BAG
BUT NOT IN THE TOILET
THAT FUCKING CAT SHAT IN MY FLAT.