Our security auditor is an idiot, how do I give him the information he wants?

All I can say is "wow". I reckon both these guys are in the wrong. One for asking for it, the other for asking "how do I fake it?"

http://serverfault.com/questions/293217/our-security-auditor-is-an-idiot-how-do-i-give-him-the-information-he-wants